Pokemon My Ass

Pokemon My Ass is a completed, satirical GBA ROM hack created by Lucas Urso and Bobby, using Pokemon FireRed as its foundation. This infamous project delivers a crass, unfiltered, and highly offensive parody of the traditional Pokemon universe, tailoring its story for players who enjoy adult animated sitcoms like South Park or Family Guy.

The narrative shifts completely away from the innocent journey of becoming a champion. You control a protagonist with a serious attitude problem. Choosing the male character forces you to travel shirtless wearing only a cap, while choosing the female character forces you to dress in lingerie. The gym leaders and NPCs have also been bizarrely altered, including a memorable encounter with Brock wearing a bikini. The dialogue has been completely rewritten to feature crude jokes, insults, and mature themes.

The maps have been heavily modified, introducing ridiculous new locations such as the Deepthroat Volcano, where players can fish for fire-type Pokemon. The game features creatures from the first three generations. Additionally, traditional elements have been replaced for comedic effect: the bicycle has been discarded because 'bikes are for losers,' replacing it with a drivable car.

The economic and capture mechanics have also been tweaked. Instead of relying purely on wild encounters, players can directly purchase Pokemon at the local PokeMart if they have enough money, or utilize a dedicated shop to sell them. From encountering a Ninja Squirtle in the sewers to navigating nonsensical events, the game focuses entirely on subverting the status quo with offensive humor.